Oh my glub it’s a giveaway
So, recently I reached 114 followers. You might be saying “Dax, you fool, 114 isn’t an important number, why are you doing a giveaway now?” to which I say yes! 114 isn’t an important number, but you have forgotten one key detail. I’m lazy, and I missed both 100 and 111. So, here’s a very late giveaway for both of those.
What you can win:
A short story! I’m not cool enough to offer any physical monetary equivalents, so, I’m offering the winners any story they want. They tell me the universe and the characters (OCs are allowed, but if it’s a fanfic and I don’t know the characters/universe, I might ask you to switch), and then I write probably between 500 and 2000 words on it, depending on how carried away I get. In addition to this fabulous prize, you also get your choice of one of these!
1: A selfie (of me!)
2: A picture of a randomly selected item in my room.
3: A picture of a randomly selected animal that I search on google images.
How you can enter:
One like and one reblog, as is the standard. You don’t need to be following me to win. The contest starts whenever I post this, and ends at midnight on the 31st of December. Winners will be chosen on the 1st. There will be four winners chosen, two for each milestone I missed. If you win, I’ll send you an ask letting you know, so if you enter be sure to have your Asks enabled.
But wait, there’s more!:
Surprise bonus twist! If I reach 123 followers, I will reopen this giveaway. You won’t need to enter again, and I’ll give two more prizes. On top of that, I’m adding on a wildcard chance. If I reach 123 followers before 2014, then I will add an extra FOUR giveaway slots instead of two. These bonus slots will have an extended entry period, but the first four will be given away on the 1st regardless of what happens.
That’s all! I can’t just do a simple giveaway, so that’s a lot of information. Have fun, and I hope this gets more than four notes or someone will be getting double prizes.
- Night Butt: someone is mad that riven is getting "another rival" considering everyone who's anyone already has a reason to hate her
- Night Butt: which is pretty true, anyone from ionia is probably going to find her unsavory, peaceful people or not
- Night Butt: noxus is out to get her because she abandoned them despite being their badass little poster child
- Night Butt: demacia hates her because lol ex noxian is STILL NOXIAN DEMACIA 4 LYFE
- Night Butt: and everyone else is water tribe.
- Night Butt: zaun probably isn't on her side either considering they work with noxus and piltover probably doesn't give a shit despite working with demacia because HEY WE HAVE OUR OWN PROBLEMS, jinx collapses the fucking treasury on their top police officers
- skepticArcher: 8")
- Night Butt: like it okay riven, don't be cry, the whole world isn't out to get you it just uhh
- Night Butt: uhhhhhhhhh okay yeah the whole world is kinda out to get you.
- Night Butt: uhhh have you considered maokai as a friend.
- Night Butt: yes he is indeed a tree, but he also doesn't like being alive. maybe you could get along.
- skepticArcher: go hang out with diana you can commiserate over everyone hating you
- Night Butt: oh my god can you imagine
- Night Butt: diana just like happily recounting tales of solari people hating her and laughing at them and riven just like :I
- Night Butt: "they told me i was a heretic, that we couldn't worship the moon lol can you believe that, check it out i got mega moon powers pshoo *crescent rolls* HAIL THE MOON" ":I"
- Night Butt: "so what happened to you" "i committed genocide on ionia and then defected from noxus when they let zaun cake my soldiers in poison" ":I"
- skepticArcher: oh my fucking god
- Night Butt: they spend the rest of their friendship in silence
so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM
ive noticed that “ridding myself of toxicity” is something problematic ppl Love to say when they cut ties with the people they’ve hurt and ppl who bother to call them out on their shitty and often uncalled for behavior